If Life Came With Warning Labels, Ours Would Look Like This

We’ve all got quirks, and on the Bobby Bones Show, we decided to imagine what our personal warning labels might say. Some are funny, some are a little true-to-life, and some well, you’ll want to read carefully. Amy shared some warning labels she came up with for the guys.

Bobby:

• WARNING: May turn anything into a competition.

Eddie:

• WARNING: Might offer you his kidney… but won’t actually do it.

Lunchbox:

• WARNING: May have a strong odor.

Amy:

• WARNING: May overshare without meaning to.

Bobby also wrote some warning labels for everyone.

Amy’s:

• WARNING: May fall for scams.
• WARNING: May turn everything into therapy.
• WARNING: Objects in mirror closer than they appear (she’s clumsy!).
• WARNING: May contain nuts.

Eddie’s for everyone:

• WARNING: Might start any story with “I have 4 boys…”
• WARNING: Says he’s going to do something… but never plans on doing it.
• WARNING: Proudly bilingual… until he forgets Spanish mid-sentence.

Lunchbox’s for everyone:

• WARNING: Freaks out over D-list celebrities.
• WARNING: Rage.
• WARNING: Chokes under pressure.
• WARNING: “I promise I’m not mad at you, this is just my face.”

Morgan:

• WARNING: May pronounce words incorrectly.

Raymundo:

• WARNING: May get drunk and pass out at your wedding.

Turns out, if we all came with warning labels, the world might be a lot funnier and a lot more honest. Who would you trust to read your label first?