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CMT has a list of the "Most Misheard Country Lyrics." Here are a few of our favorites, with the misheard and real lyrics.
"Knockin' Boots",Luke Bryan
Misheard: "Yeah, birds need bees / And I sneeze whiskey."
Real: "Yeah, birds need bees / And ice needs whiskey."
"I Am That Man",Brooks & Dunn
Misheard: "I am Batman."
Real: "I am that man."
"Folsom Prison Blues",Johnny Cash
Misheard: "I'm stuck in wholesome prison."
Real: "I'm stuck in Folsom Prison."
"Friends in Low Places",Garth Brooks
Misheard: "I'm not big on sausage gravy."
Real: "I'm not big on social graces."
"You'll Think of Me",Keith Urban
Misheard: "Take your cat and leave my shredder."
Real: "Take your cap and leave my sweater."
"Take a Little Ride",Jason Aldean
Misheard: "Slide your pretty little cellphone over."
Real: "Slide your pretty little self on over."
"T-Shirt",Thomas Rhett
Misheard: "We had pantyhose and a view of the parking lot."
Real: "We had a patio with a view of a parking lot."
"Should've Been a Cowboy",Toby Keith
Misheard: "Wearin' my sex shoes."
Real: "Wearing my six-shooter."
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