You Can Name a Cockroach After Your Ex For Valentine's Day

 

The Bronx Zoo in New York City will let you name a cockroach—one of their Madagascan Hissing Cockroaches to be exact—after a loved one, orrr let's be read...an ex!

For just a $10 donation to the Bronx Zoo you get full naming rights to one of the zoo’s roaches. This pledge also comes with an official naming certificate, which you can frame, burn or casually post on your ex’s Facebook wall for all to see.

 

You don’t have to live in NYC to enact your vindictive plot— The Bronx Zoo provides digital certificates through an online portal that automatically notifies your “Valentine” of their new insect namesake.

Each and every cockroach donation goes towards the health and upkeep of the zoo’s animals. It’s also incredibly therapeutic, because nothing says closure like roaching your ex.

I have a few I'd like to send this to! lol

No tea, no shade!

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